About People Who Dress Their Dogs Up Like People

Personally, I think people there is no class of people more vile and disgusting than those who dress up their pets with funny costumes and take pictures. These people are sick, twisted, evil--

Oh my God, look at that! Who's a good driver? You are!


Sorry. Where was I? Yes, these people, and I really should put that word in quotation marks because I doubt their humanity, dress up their pets for their own--

Who's a good Superman? Who's gonna save the world? This good boy, that's who!

Sorry, got distracted again. So, as I was saying--

Look at you! Going to work! And what's that you got there? You got lunch there? Yes you do! You got your Chalupa in your bag, don't you?

I was... saying... something about evil... something about evil people... Evil people who... Right right! I was saying that people who dress up their dogs in funny costumes are evil and--Look at the good boy resting after a long day!

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Here's a Fun Thing to Do With a Vagina

Just in case anyone has ever thought about writing the 365 Things to Do With a Vagina book, and was stuck with only 364 ideas, here's your final project!

 You're welcome!

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Did You Lose your Camera?

Remember the time you held your baby after hours of her screaming and fussing, and finally she fell asleep, and when your husband saw the two of you he tip toed to the kitchen, got the camera, and took this picture?

Well, actually, you probably don't remember that, because if you did, you would have tried to find your lose camera. One good place would have been the site Found Cameras and Orphan Pictures, where people post pictures from cameras they find. Some pictures are a bit voyeuristic, but I think most are posted with a genuine attempt to connect with the people in the pictures, and remind them of their lost moments.

I wasn't born yesterday!

I'm not buying this whole optical illusion thing. Just because you're telling me these two red lines on the wall are the same length I'm supposed to believe that? Sure, it can be proven by simply and roughly measuring the lines, but I still won't believe it.


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A Short Video About Luck

Hey, don't look at me like that. Some things are just worth cutting-and-pasting.