His Middle Name is Hussein!

The upside of all this is that while I've been struggling with my conscience for the last eight years because I didn't follow up on my empty threats to move away if Bush won, and because I let the war in Iraq go on and didn't even get arrested for protesting illegally, these Obama-haters have done so much meth since that interview, that they probably don't even remember there was an election. As long as we tell them for the next eight years that Bush is still President, I think we'll all be happy. It's a win-win.