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As someone who can't avoid discussing the holes in the plot of The Sixth Sense movie, I can identify with this guy analyzing Beauty and the Beast.



I mean, in the end, they show Bruce Willis sitting in the family's living room, and you're supposed to realize that the mother couldn't see him sitting across the room. Because he was dead, and you have to be an annoying child star to know that.

But how did Bruce Willis get into the apartment?

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Jack's RV

Things you find on the internet...

This angry guy, known on the internets as "The angriest guy in the world," is trying to sell you an RV. A company was hired to shoot the video but then was told by Rebney they would just be editing it. So they saved the outtakes. Then they distributed them.

Apparently, someone is working on a documentary to get Rebney's reaction to becoming an internet phenomenon.



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And a happy new year

Please Don't Divorce...

A Flickr sideshow--the faces of Proposition 8


Created with Admarket's flickrSLiDR.


(original set here)

And just in time for Christmas!

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You know that song, Time in a Bottle?

Every time that allergy commercial comes up on TV I want to scream, "No! I don't know that song! And stop asking me!" Because she does come on TV a lot, holding on to her hairy kitty. And that same joke at the end, which makes me want to scream that "No matter how many hairy kitties I end up petting, I will never buy your product." Zyrtec should put that on the label.

Just do a search for this phrase, and you'll find many blogs and forums with the same opinion. Like this one. Or here. And many more.

But turns out the song is a nice little inoffensive number. Here's the Muppets version:

Over a thousnd people are thanking Bush

What a great 8 years we've had. Thank you, Mr. President.

Someone even came up with a website where people can thank the President for all the blessings America has had during his Presidency.

And look, up to number 565, you actually find the few people who thought he should be thanked. Then things get a little different.


Personally, I'm proud to be a part of history with my signature, "Idiot Manchild."


(Oh, and if you sign, just leave when iPetitions asks for a contribution).

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I'd totally do him. On stage.

So help me God.