What is is about douchebags that lands them the hot chicks? Well, the answer is simple: They show interest. It's not easy to decide what to look at first when you go on Hot Chicks with Douchebags. Sure, the women are lovely. Some have even gone through some kind of lip/boob/butt treatment in order to attract douchebags, and a part of you that you're not proud of likes it. But in the end, they're like beautiful national parks: you've seen one--you've seen them all.
The douchebags, well, that's a different story. Each shows a unique personality and a whole new level of douchiness. There are muscular douches, tattooed ones, orange-skinned ones, gangsta wannabe ones, necklaced ones, and the occasional headbanger without a cause.
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Talk about douches! That sampling of douches was the most douchiest I have seen in a while!
Douches don't care what women think, therefore, they don't try to impress.
The writer of this blog probably tries to impress women, and always finds himself shooting himself in the foot before he even begins.
Go look up David DeAngelo; he does a very good job of explaining this, actually very predictable, phenomenon.
Micgar, maybe the secret to find the ultimate douches is that all of them are surrounded by beautiful women, yet for some reason they think I'd be more interested in their neck tattoos.
Jeffrey, but I think that's the thing--all of these people try hard to impress at the same time that they pretend to be too cool to give a damn. I mean, to have muscles like that, you have to care what people think (and you have to think it will impress the hot chicks). And you don't spend hours getting tattoos on your belly if you're on a deserted island. Unless it's a glowing SOS.
These are certainly some fine Douche Bag examples but I would like to propose a term for the female equivalent...
The Douchette
The fat-assed, pouting cum-dumpsters you see in so many of these embarrassing images.
Can I get a hell yeah?!
Anonymous, "Douchette," also known as FAPCD.
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