15 July 2009

How to Guarantee the Confirmation of Sonia Sotomayor

So I'm watching some of the Sotomayor hearings, and I know they try to make it interesting by raising some points about her ethnicity and about comments she made thirty years ago that prove she forged Obama's birth certificate, but what can I say... She's not really TV material.

Sure, in her youth, she was kind of cute:

Young Sotomayor

But Obama didn't nominate her then, which means we get this version:

Sotomayor Before

Filibuster...

Luckily, InStyle Magazine has an online makeover thingy that has allowed me to improve the judge and make her Justice-worthy.

Here's my first attempt: Eva Longoria.

Eva Longoria

Not bad at all, if you ask me.

I tried a couple of blonds after that. Here's Taylor Swift, followed by Heidi Klum.

Taylor Swift

Heidi Klum

So it was clear Ms. Sotomayor needed dark hair. Here's my final choice--Friday Night Lights cutie Minka Kelly:

Minka Kelly

And finally, I added some make up and blue contacts, and here's the final version:


Confirmed!

3 comments:

Micgar said...

I don't know-maybe I am in the minority (hehe get it- minority?) but as a Latino-I kind of find her mildly attractive-if she lost a touch (just a touch) of weight, and maybe an updated doo-she wouldn't be too bad.
I mean, that last photo does change her for the better and maybe that's the way to go!

Calvin's Nuggets of Wisdom said...

I would be tempted to say that we should elect our President based on how attractive they are, but then I realized we would have had a President Gary Hart and a President Dany Quale by now. Yikes.

OM said...

Micgar, objection sustained! She doesn't have too far to go. She can work on her make up during hearings. It's better than Thomas. At least she'll be awake.

Calvin, we almost did that, but we still have one degree of separation. I mean, didn't everyone vote for Obama because of Obama Girl?

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