Let's give them a commercial they would hate more than the freecreditreport commercials! Let's give them an actor reciting lines so pretentious yet empty that would make them vomit inside! Let's give them a commercial that would make them thank the Gods for inventing remote controls!
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But why?
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Well, they'll be so angry after watching these commercials, that they'll want to tell their friends about it!
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And...?
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And they will need a phone to call their friends!
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Genius!
This one above is not the worst one, but the way she says Deja Vu at the end, like it's meaningful, makes me tremble with hatred.
The one below, though, is the worst one... with her playful eyebrows. Faux-hippie crap.
WAIT! I know what's going on here! She and the freecreditreport guy are Canadian! Two strikes, Canada! Now all you need to do is send Bryan Adams on a US tour, and we're attacking!
3 comments:
what's funny about it (in an irritating way!) is that they make this seem so nah-tur-al, and pur-rah. It's a f'n Palm ad for pete's sake-not one about a forest or nature park!
I hate these too. I don't mind the freecreditreport ones, they are kinda catchy and were cute at first. I do miss the Geico cavemen.
Micgar, and she's ethereal (which is my word of the month), because when you overhear people shouting on a cellphone in a restaurant you think about the space between dream and reality. Or you think violent thoughts.
Jen, I completely missed the episode and a half of the caveman show. He kind of disappeared after that, poor guy. But as for the freecreditreport guy, the only good thing I can say about him is that he's not as evil as the competitor's spokesman: Ben Stein.
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