The FSM Chrtistmas Ornament, and the Ornament That Says: I've Seen the Unseeable

Some Christmas ornaments show you know where to buy popcorn. Others show you're not afraid of red and green combo. But very few Christmas ornaments show you know your way around the internet.

Some ornaments show you know the true story of Christmas is the one in which the Flying Spaghetti Monster saved Arkham Christmas.

And here's a nice Cthulhu ornament. He comes from beyond the stars to hang on YOUR tree!

Now, obviously not everyone believes in FSM. In which case, a great Christmas ornament exists just for you. It shows your friends and your loved ones that not only do you love Christmas, and not only do you love decorating your tree, and not only do you know your way around the Internet, but that--like many, perhaps too many--you've seen what no one should ever see. If you're that person, the Goaste ornament was made for you.

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