The Conservative Movement is Back!

When the Republicans take back the country God has promised them, many people will ask, "When did it start? When did the country rediscover the wisdom of the Conservative movement?" Was it when Joe the Plumber bought a new flannel shirt? When Steele got his "Off the Hook" message across? When Eric Cantor said "No"?

No.

It was when Hi-Caliber came to CPAC.

Congratulations, America.



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As your doctor, I would recommend making a toast in the bathtub

People get upset about smokers, and some might even try to tarnish the legacy of President Reagan because he told us to smoke. This is unfortunate, because he did worse things than recommend smoking. Like selling arms to Iran. And killing a lot of South Americans. And deregulation. And adopting Michael Reagan.


And to be fair, even dentists recommend smoking!




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The Vatican's Own Science Project

All you skeptics, I hope you realize now that you spoke too soon against the Pope's condoms-are-stupid speech. Here's a video that proves condoms are useless.

Pole Dancing Gone Wild

This video is for those of us who think strip clubs are weird. They're too dark, for one. And there are not enough bears.




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How do you say TAKE ME TO YOUR LEADER in Martian?

First of all, Ms. Stone, button up. You're selling a language course, not a whore house.



And secondly, I know the word NASA implies some kind of genius we all look up to, but what does it have to do with language course? I understand State Department. I understand CIA. But NASA?

That's the only way I can relax

Now, if you really want to make a point, why not make the toilet shake a little when someone sits? And make the TP burning hot, for fun.

Oh, it's an ad for a Coke product? Still cool, I suppose.

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Old Stuff

There are a lot of Motivational Posters sites out there, and a lot of mommy sites, and a lot of tech, make money, Right, and Left sites, and if you spend some time on the internet, you might even find a site with pictures of naked women, but there's only one The Invisible Agent site.

This unique corner of the internet is a beautiful collection of vintage toys, posters, photos, and more, that portray us the way we used to be: When smoking was respected (or at least accepted), when the moon had a face, and when kids didn't need batteries and expensive gadgets to pretend they were driving a race car--all they needed was their imagination (and one assumes, a little tolerance for lead).

It's hard to write a blog with a boner!

The Whitest Kids You Know sing the Boner Song.

Have You Seen This Man?

Has anyone seen this man? He was last seen playing The Crazy Fat Guy Who Sweats a Lot and Breaks Stuff.

Oh. here he is...

These Immigrants! Stealing Our Jobs and Hurting Our Kittens!

It's one thing that he stole a job God promised John McCain, and I can even forgive the man for pretending he was born in Hawaii (whatever that is), but don't hurt American kittens!




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I feel much more relaxed now, thank you.

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