See? Playing With Toy Soldiers Isn't Necessarily Such a Bad Thing

Some people see a kid playing with toy soldiers and think he'd grow up to be a sadistic killer. Some people see toy soldiers as the reason for all evil in the world.

Well, I don't know if all adult imagination comes from playing with toy soldiers, from barbies, from TV, or from having good, imaginative genes, but if you grow up and you still play with toy soldiers, there's a good chance you're not a sadistic killer, but actually quite cool.

Here's another one, this time with everyday toy people doing everyday things.

The FSM Chrtistmas Ornament, and the Ornament That Says: I've Seen the Unseeable

Some Christmas ornaments show you know where to buy popcorn. Others show you're not afraid of red and green combo. But very few Christmas ornaments show you know your way around the internet.

Some ornaments show you know the true story of Christmas is the one in which the Flying Spaghetti Monster saved Arkham Christmas.

And here's a nice Cthulhu ornament. He comes from beyond the stars to hang on YOUR tree!

Now, obviously not everyone believes in FSM. In which case, a great Christmas ornament exists just for you. It shows your friends and your loved ones that not only do you love Christmas, and not only do you love decorating your tree, and not only do you know your way around the Internet, but that--like many, perhaps too many--you've seen what no one should ever see. If you're that person, the Goaste ornament was made for you.

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Why Superman Returns Sucked

As a child of the seventies who became a teenager in the eighties, I'm bothered and disgusted by the remakes and the prequels and the other redundancies. The Star Wars tragedy, the latest Indiana Jones, and of course, that new Superman Returns travesty. Kevin Spacey with a bald head. Hardly any action. Parker Posey (remember when she was important?) whining like Caillou.

And most disappointing of all, absolutely no dancing!

Here is the Superman remake Hollywood should have made:

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A picture of a man or a woman making a face because a statue is giving him or her oral sex because that's what the shirt says and then here's some merchandise

I mean, what else can I write? I really don't know if it's a man or a woman. The original poster didn't know either. There's no further explanation for the shirt, the pose, the identity of the statue, or the level of embarrassment the photographer may have felt.

As for the accompanying merchandise below, you need to know that if you put this photo on Photobucket, you will get a few upsell suggestions. This man or woman can be on every single card in your deck, for example. Who wouldn't want that? Christmas is coming, people, and unlike flowers, a deck of cards with a moaning man/woman is FOREVER!