We All Remember Where We Were When Joe the Plumber Published His Book!

Once upon a time, a man called Joe almost saved America. From taxes. He did it by not paying taxes. And by writing this masterpiece:

As you can see, the fat nobody is standing in front of the flag, so you know he's on your side!

Here are some of the highlights from the Amazon page of the book:

• Some of the reviews say the book will save America from, I don't know, Muslims? Other reviews seem astonished the man owns a pen. Yet others write: "I read it twice but still can't figure out how to fix my toilet."
• But my favorite part is the Tags option. People have used 210 tags for the book. These include american idiot(277), epic fail(230), white trash tax cheat(224), go away(195), moron(181), no(94), and wtf(75).
• Some less common tags include discredited phony(5), bald head empty skull(4), and of course, douche nozzle(3).
• And even less common, although not less true are these hidden gems: a good place to stash your weed(2), melon-headed towel boy(2), pig vomit(2), dildo(1), egghead(1), and FTW... plumber and dumber(1).